Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
"if sex=rp, then i'm always horny *snerk*" - Stolen from the Guy.
If I ever did meet the worm:"Allo!" "Hi! How is the Mrs.?" "S'alrihght. Come insihde, 'ave a cup o' tea." "Why don't you bring some out and we'll drink here?" "Come insiiihhddeee meet the missus!" "Umm..I'm not sure you noticed, but...I can't fit in there." "Nonesense, cuhm insihde and have a nihce cup o' tea. Things aren't always whut they seem in this place" "Umm...I think I'll pass. I've got stuff to do, people to meet, bowie to bang...." "Don't go down on that guy... NEVER go down on that guy..."